TA-DAH:
Sadie is back with a vengeance!
Now, for the first time, the secrets of L'il Sadie's demented childhood are revealed
Available in 2 Versions:
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| Twisted |
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| Uncut: More Twisted Description:
Sadie may seem like the girl next door—except she isn’t. At
age eight, when Sadie finds Mommy in the bathtub floating in a pool of blood, she becomes obsessed with murder. Sadie’s
Guide to Catching Killers is the prekill to Sadie the Sadist: X-tremely Black Humor/Horror, delving into
Sadie’s twisted childhood to unravel what makes her the psycho we know and
love. The uncut version—the story
you’ve got in your hot little hands (X-cept for those of you who happen to be
whacking off) is almost as violent and psycho-sexual as Sadie the Sadist, but
remember (sick puppies) Sadie is a child and a teenager here, not yet a full
blown psychopath like us. (If you’re not fully blown, put down this book and
pick up the R rated version.)
Plus,
Advice from L’il Sadie, Self-Help BONUS: 10 Signs Someone is a Low-Life Liar; 10 Ways to Your Dream Confession;
10 Useful Household Poisons, and more!
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Buy it Now:
Amazon Twisted UNCUT: More Twisted
(Also available on Smashwords, and soon on iTunes, Kobo, etc.)
L'il Sadie says:
Great self-help for wanna be psychos
(Makes a lovely gift for family you want to kill)
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