Sunday, June 15, 2014

Summer Splash Blog Hop



Hit the Beach with Sadie and her cohorts!
Hop around to all the blogs and win 
KILLER PRIZES
I'm giving away: 


And an ecopy of Sadie the Sadist: X-tremely Black Humor/Horror (18+), so you know what to do with the machete. 3 Runners-up will also receive an ebook.
Blood Not Included

(Imagine the Damage You Can Do!)

Just like the machete Sadie uses to cut melons and whack off heads 

To win Sadie's machete:
1) leave a comment here, and tell her why you want it
(okay to post as anonymous and be as psycho as you like; I just need you to send me your email so I can contact you)
2) Post your email or send it to ZaneSachs at gmail dot com

Rack up Extra Entries!!!

Sign up for my sporadic Newsletter (email me) = 1 entry
Like my Zané Sachs FaceBook Page = 1 entry
Follow me on Twitter @ZaneSachs = 1 entry
Empty Seats of Your Latest Victims

Killer
Grand Prizes:
Kindle Paperwhite
$50 Amazon Gift Card
eBooks and Paperbacks 
cool swag from participating authors

   1) Register
         2) Hop Around
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38 comments:

  1. I don't think there is a reason to NOT want Sadie's machete. It's a freaking machete. I would carry it around the house while saying "Machete don't text" in my best Danny Trejo impression. Really, I would. (I follow on FB, twitter, and newletter)
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  2. Maggie, you rock! I think it's soooo important to tell your machete not to text while walking around the house, or you could have a bad accident and slice off the head of your cat.
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    1. How did you know I have a cat? Are you the reason the streetlight by my house is out? Are you stalking me? If so, how did you miss the two big dogs?
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    2. Sorry about the dogs, Maggie. They won't bother you again.
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  3. I just think the machete looks tough!
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    1. You bet it's tough, Nancy. Would Sadie carry a wimpy machete? (Answer: No!!!)
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  4. I would LOVE to have that machete. I would carry that machete as I dreamed of all the wonderful heads that could roll (fictional heads, of course). I would only chop vegetable or dead protein matter, but I have a VERY vivid imagination. Oh, the frustration I could work off. I think the machete would be a great tension reliever, don't you? What a great conversation piece. "I have a machete." michelle_willms at yahoo dot com
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    1. I absolutely agree, Michelle, whacking heads with a machete is extremely relaxing and therapeutic ... it's one of Sadie's favorite pastimes!
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  5. Wow! Living in the middle of nowhere, I would definitely get some use out of that machete. And it just looks bad ass!

    Followed on Twitter, liked your Facebook, and I'm already subscribed to your newsletter! (It's how I heard about the hop. Thanks!)
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    1. Kristen, you are entered! But if you live in the middle of nowhere, how will you find victims?
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  6. I have to disqualify myself because I already have a killing-people machete. But if this is watermelon machete, I'd like to be considered. Summer and all.
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    1. Dear Anonymous, I'm afraid (very afraid, in fact) that you're disqualified, because this machete can be used for BOTH purposes. Also, you're anonymous ,,, so how would I send you the machete? Huh?
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    2. NOTE: I don't want to scare off other people who want to post anonymously; you're welcome to, and be as psycho as you like (just send me your email, so I can contact you). BTW, I know exactly who this Mr. Anonymous is (a good friend and certified psycho) ... he already has plenty of knives!
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  7. What a great giveaway with amazing Authors. Thank you for the chance to win. Sadie's machete would be great to have to add to my knife and swords collection that I have. I keep a few in each room incase of emergency :) Thank you, Vicky slayer_vicky@yahoo.com
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    1. Okay, Vicky Slayer, even though you posted as Anonymous, you included your email, so you're in! (You might want to up your chances by following me on twitter, and all that other stuff I mention), because I can tell you'll find some great uses for the machete, Sadie says: Consider keeping it under your bed.
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  8. Hi Zane! I'd put the machete to good use. Not that I'd hurt anyone or anything physically...but it's so much more fun to mess with someone's brain! I'm pet sitting for another month, for an ex that I *really* dislike. Love the dog, just not the owner. It'd be sooo much fun to post photos of me with a machete near the dog and see how he'd react. It'd be like a psychological experiment!! Plus, the guy is Brazilian, so if things get worse between us, I may need a Brazilian machete.

    Also, I live alone in a big city. Imagine how much of a deterrent carrying a machete around would be to would-be muggers, or the more-than-occasional person on the street trying to get you to give them money (I'm looking at you, Greenpeace). I mean, sure, walking around with my ear buds in seems to work fairly well for discouraging talking, but I don't think it'd help me if someone came at me.

    It's all about justice for me. Not necessarily to get justice for everyone else, but there's a butterfly effect possibility. I save myself from something of a nuisance, and in turn it'll save the next person.

    Plus, it'd make for a badass decoration in my spartan apartment :)
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    1. Smiles, this is a fabulous entry, and I certainly sympathize about the Brazilian ex. Sadie's recipes may give you some tasty ideas and serve your purposes--they say Brazilian meat is excellent.

      I too have lived alone in a large city. In addition to deterring annoying people, carrying a machete might also encourage people to offer YOU money.

      Meanwhile, please send me your email address ... otherwise how will I contact you? Also, you may want to win some extra chances by following me on twitter, etc. 
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    2. I'd sent you my email and info to your email address. Sent from cmu.smiles, around 10:30 am. It has my fb name and twitter handle, along with a request to get your newsletter. Unfortunately, spammers aren't readily accessible for meeting a machete should they snag my email. Which is a shame, since I'm sure plenty of people would be interested in touching base with them.

      (it's also in my blogger profile, if you click on smiles there will be a link, left hand side of the page)
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    3. Okay smiles ... we'll find you! Sadie and I will bring the machete, so we can rescue you from spammers!
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  9. Well what smart girl doesn't need a machete as an accessory? LOL! Thanks for the giveaway, gina_hester@hotmail.com
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    1. I certainly agree, Gina. A machete is a must for any fashion conscious gal. The blade is the perfect accoutrement to those blood red, press-on nails.
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  10. It would look really good with my hubby's collection of machetes. Thank you for the chance. bobbischleining @ yahoo.com
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  11. Okay, Bobbi, you're entered. A person can never have too many machetes!
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  12. I'm not sure why I wouldn't want to have it. Smkurtz79@yahoo.com
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    1. Sheri, you'd have to be crazy not to want this machete!
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  13. I need that machete. Mine is all full of brain gunk and it just doesn't shine like it used to.
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  14. I need that machete. Mine is all covered with brain gunk and just doesn't shine like it used to.
    mandywrite@hotmail.com
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    1. Mandy, I'm so sorry to hear your machete is covered with brain gunk. Sadie says she often has the same problem, but then she cuts into a watermelon and it takes that gunk right off! I see you posted twice ... sorry, I have to moderate the comments to make sure only fellow psychos get through here. You're in now!
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  15. Well....why not?!?! single50sherry@yahoo.com
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  16. Why not indeed, Sherry. Everyone needs a machete
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  17. to cut up watermelon

    signed up for newsletter

    bn100candg at hotmail dot com
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    1. Very practical, bn100 ... not as much fun as skulls, but just as healthy.
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  18. It would go with my decor. I liked and followed also. jonesjnd (at) yahoo (dot) com
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    1. So, JC, your decor is what? Brazilian? Or do you plan to display the machete next to your whips and chains?
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  19. I think the machete would look great in a shadow box in my woman cave. So when my husband bugs me, I cut off his nose hairs!
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    1. Suzanne! First of all, I'm very impressed to hear about your woman cave. So important to have that place to perform important ... rituals. However, I can't advise removing nose hairs with a machete, unless hubby happens to be an elephant.
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  20. What a cool machete... I'm already thinking watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew and pineapple.

    kmccandle(at)yahoo(dot)com
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  21. Yes Kai, fruit and machetes form an excellent partnership (that's why Sadie uses one for her work in produce, chopping things up). You might consider branching out, as Sadie does, and use the machete for whacking cartons of milk, shoppers who get in her way, and getting rid of a pesky boss.

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